What does my mom think of me?
(Christmas morning, I open a box with a red silky shirt in it.)
Ashley: That shirt looks like lingerie.
Mom: I know. Why do you think I gave it to Shady?
(Looking at a shoe advertisement)
Mom: Ballerina flats. Those look cute.
Me: Yeah, but I don't look good in them.
Mom: Oh, yeah. That's because you have cankles.
(This morning)
Me: Do I have a big butt?
(Mom looks up at me and starts to laugh)
Mom: Wow, yeah, you sure do.
2 comments:
Hey, that's not fair. I think you're beautiful and you do NOT have a fat butt. I said your butt looked like mine. Now that's a compliment if I ever said one.
I know. You never said I have a FAT butt, just a BIG one.
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