Thursday, August 21, 2008

Why Education Week sucks

This week is Education Week at BYU. For those who have never experienced it, it's like EFY for adults. They can get a "Campus Guest" pass which gets them into all sorts of classes hosted by BYU professors and Mormon celebrities. From what I hear, it's really great for the attendants. However, it sucks for the poor students who have to work at the Cougareat during that week. The good thing is that I get lots of hours. I work 7 hours/day this week. If you're scooping ice cream, 7 hours is a very long time. It gets a bit overwhelming. Here are the reasons why I hate it:

a sore back and arms from scooping rock-hard ice cream.
women who ask for a large when you know they can't handle more than a small and tell you it's too big when they get it.
old men who complain about how expensive our ice cream is. (seriously, $1.89 is ridiculously cheap for what we give)
not being able to sleep because I keep having dreams about ice cream and customers
women who ask for "BYU brownies" but don't specify which of our 6 different kinds they want.
women who wave their money in the air when they want our attention. some day I'll tell them it's not an auction.
women who ask if we have any sugar-free ice cream. the name of our store is Sugar n' Spice-- one would think they'd figure it out.
shakes.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

lindsey!! i got your postcard. I LOVE IT!! thanks, xx.

so how about sending me my jacket? :P

have fun scooping ice cream, at least it makes your arm strong and stuff.

rmreed said...

you should put a tip jar out with a few bucks in it. all these old people you hate would probably fill it up if you were a little nicer to them.

Bexie Funk said...

that's hilarious! i don't think you're going to win employee of the month by shouting "its not an auction."