Tuesday, March 24, 2009
No, stoop dogs, it wasn't an accident
I think I am going to punch the next person who asks if my pregnancy was planned. It bugs me to realize how nosy people are. What difference would it make if it were planned or not? It seems like any time someone finds out that I'm pregnant they say, "Really? Did you plan this?" as if they want to say, "Whoa, this must be an accident. Do you have any idea what you're doing?" Hey, it's my first baby. OF COURSE I don't have any idea what I'm doing.
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just wait until people start touching your belly without asking. rage.
stoop dogs, that's hilarious! another great moment is when a lactation specialist tells you, you are nursing wrong and she knows everything. back off woman and don't touch my boob thanks. people really are nosy. pregnancy really brings out rage in people its awesome!
This is just the beginning...good luck. People will say the stupidest things to pregnant women. I wanted to start writing down the daily comments I would get because it was unreal what they would say and DO.
You're going to be a great mom!
I can sure tell you're pregnant. Go, baby!
Okay I just about peed my pants laughing at all of these. It definitely didn't make me excited for the next 7 months, though. I hate being touched.
If you come visit me in august I'll punch people in the face if they touch you. that's a promise.
I would punch people and tell them the baby said to do it... then I'd look at them cross-eyed... of course, this is all theoretical mumbo jumbo, I more or less just wanted to be the first male voice on this post.
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