Sunday, September 28, 2008

We are annoying.

That's right, Brandon and I are annoying. I wouldn't want to be our friend. Last night when we were watching the History channel, the narrator was talking about boulders deposited in Central Park during the ice age. He said that they had remained there for "eons." I looked at Brandon and said, "How long is an eon? I hear the term all the time but I doubt that anyone knows what it means." Apparently Brandon was wondering the same thing, so he looked it up. We found out that an eon covers a span of at least 500 million years (there have only been 4 eons in the history of the earth). Since the last ice age ended about 13,000 years ago, the narrator was way off. So we will probably never again let someone use the word "eon" without correcting them, because 95% of the time, it's not used correctly.

I wouldn't want to be our teacher, either. Well, we don't really give our teacher a hard time, we just make fun of her behind her back. She had us read an article about a geologist who dated the Sphinx to about 5,000 BC. Archaeologists, an opinionated bunch, think that it was built no earlier than 2,500 BC because they haven't found evidence for an earlier culture capable of building it. So our archaeology teacher ripped this article apart, saying that he failed to take the archaeological record into account and even telling us that the article was published in a science fiction magazine. But what she failed to take into account was the fact that all of his observations of erosion were pretty convincing, and since he's a geologist, basing his case on the archaeological record would have been pretty dumb. She also didn't tell us that he published the same case in a peer-reviewed science magazine. Instead of saying, "We haven't found enough arcaeological evidence for this, so he must be wrong," she should have said, "Erosion patterns indicate that it was built earlier, so the archaeological record must be incomplete. " As for me, I'll agree with the field that has the lesser amount of BS inherent, and that's geology.

7 comments:

MOM THE BOMB said...

Wow! Good to know my (DTB's)hard-earned money is not going to waste.

Bexie Funk said...

you guys are annoying. and just so you know i don't use the word eon correctly and i don't care so please don't correct me.

rmreed said...

this does not make you annoying, it makes you losers.

Bexie Funk said...

brothers right

Syclist said...

If we were meant to take every part of speech at denotative value, then we would be rather confused people all the time.

and aliens built the sphinx... my astrologer said so. muhahaha!

Graytoppop said...

Baby, attorneys make a lot of money picking apart words and phrases. You are pretty good at it. Not that you want to be an attorney.

Archeology is very inexact, to say the least. Today's theories will not be in vogue in about 25 years. And very few academics like people from other disciplines intruding into their territory.

BTW: I like the alien theory.

Syclist said...

nice bike!